The Haunted

All is quiet,
All is dark.

The swish of my white nightgown
Is what haunts these blackened halls.

I am all that is left-
I am that which remains to be unseen

There are no ghosts,
Only I.

Only you.....

It seems to be,
The only poltergeist is me.

Running up and down the stairs
Rearranging all your chairs.

A billowy white mass floating in darkness.

Yet emits no lights of it's own
Only a reflection of muted white.

CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!

You never saw me while in the flesh....

Now I roam through every dark room.

Death came to late to save this muted angel.

Forever shall I roam and haunt your every move,
For your lies, I shall prove.....

J.A. Clark

That is my story folks.......

Holy crumb cakes Batman!

I swear! To live my life you have to be able to laugh!
Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

I get my FIRST EVER speeding ticket and less than a week later.......... SOMEONE REAR-ENDS ME!!!!!! ON MY WAY HOME FROM AN APPOINTMENT WITH A PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN..................

I read my horoscope late at night and it tells me that, that day was a good and positive one! Only to be told that the next day was going to SUCK!!!!!!

THEN....................

I am walking around at the store and I feel this cramping and (Oh crap! Do I dare mention this??!!??!!??????), I feel LEAKING like as if I was losing my bladder control! And I think that this must be crazy! How can I? I'm not THAT old! Or else when I fell down the stairs Sunday must have jarred me much more than I thought!
Well I get home and LO AND BEHOLD............... It's Me Monthly Friend come calling.....

Crap...

Now I have to go see my counselor only to be told by her, I am sure, how much more my WHOLE life sucks...... And leave there feeling even more depressed than when I arrived. UGH!

So you see my friends, when you live my life; you need to be able to laugh... :D